Hmmm
I think today started some sort of hunting season... I'm not really an outdoorsy sportsman type, so I don't get excited about deer season or duck season or whatever the heck brings out these shotgun wielding bumpkins. But you know what I could get up for? MULLET SEASON... I think there should be a season where I can carry around scissors and camp out in a trailer park and snip every mullet I see... It'd be like scalping only without the blood and only some of the violence. I think some violence would be necessary because I don't think your stereotypical white trash would let his mullet get sheared so easily. So for 11 months out of the year it can be "business up front, party out back" on your head... but for the month of November I think I should be allowed to go mullet hunting, you can't eat them... but maybe you could stuff a pillowcase.

On a second note GWAR is playing on the 12th of this month... that is awesome... For those of you who don't know who GWAR is... they're the band with the funky costumes and man eating plant on stage in "Empire Records" when Mark eats the marijuana brownies. I bet a mullet hunter could come back with quite a bounty after a GWAR concert.